GÄSTINLÄGG

Moving to another location wasn't accepted by everyone in this household. Some of us would have liked to stay where the food is always moist and expensive as hell. Some of us would have preferred being an asshole without a consequence.
Now the humans must be punished. When they're sleeping, yes. First let them fall asleep, then visit your box where you are constantly humiliated by their choice of sand. Press out a large sausage of evil and let it reek.
Expect the consequences and be fast! Run like your life was depending on it. Be sure to bring a lot of sand with you and spread it across the apartment. The humans will come after you. For a greater effect let the hour be late.
In the day-time, stay, lurking under a bed or even a sofa. Never blink but purr occasionally to let them know that you are there. Watching them.
Never show the humans any respect since their choice of food have forced you to be responsible of their punishment. They shall learn.

Hasta luego,

Elsie