Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Happy new year!




I have not made any of those silly vowes this year. Living by last year's: Fuck vowes!

Friday, 27 December 2013

Svea Fireworks!

Idag och fram till den siste december, står jag och min sambo och säljer fyrverkerier på Rulles i Ulricehamn.  Välkomna!:-)

Monday, 16 December 2013

In other news: Music

He may be an asshole who's taking drugs or whatever but as far as I know he doesn't have a criminal record so the music is still ok. More than ok. I've listened to Robbie Williams since I was a kid. Heard it at work the other day. Mmmm,
Louise

All I want for Xmas...*mutter mutter*

Nu orkade hon inte mer, min trogna Elna. Alltid krånglat har hon. Alltid trasslat ihop och ätit trådar. ALLTID börjat surra och morra åt mig när jag i hopp om att få sy 20cm med raksöm, tryckt lite försiktigt på pedalen.
Inte fler än att jag kan räkna på mina fingrar tröjor, västar eller byxor, har jag fått sy färdigt innan hon börjat slita och tugga i tyget. Nålar hatade hon och svalde nästan alltid dem med ett knastrigt vrål av hur nålen drogs in i undertrådens lilla mynning. Men tråd gillade hon. Flera meter tuggade hon i sig och spottade ut i ett brokigt mönster på undersidan av vad jag än försökte tråckla ihop. Jag minns det eminenta försöket till att sy ihop en fin linnesskjorta som spruckit i sömmen. Slutade med att hon drog in hela tyget i sig och mumsade sönder i princip hela ärmen. Undertrådens lucka var full med tyg och tråd efter det.
Hon var givetvis second hand och jag ska väl på något sätt försöka laga henne med skruvmejslar och damsugare MEN jag skriver ut min önskan om en ny symaskin ändå. Någon har har ett hjärta och skulle vilja skänka deras till mig? Gammal som ung, det spelar ingen roll men fungerande!

Lite bildbevis på vad hon tycker är roligt att göra med tråden.

Translation: My old, grumpy sewing machine is no longer with us. She served my wretchedly and now has left me with a shower curtain unfinished. I have some kind of hope in her still but this old hag really doesn't like me.

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Lite gladheter

  • Igår fick vi hem en säng. Den köpte jag second hand och nu slipper vi slåss om utrymmet på madrassen. 
  • Det är snöstorm ute.
Ja, det var la allt för stunden.
/Louise

Mer argheter

Hur jag uppfattar världen?
Well, det är verkligen som om att vi försöker sälja varandra i princip allt. Aldrig pracka. Det är fult. Smidigt så ska vi övertyga den andra parten genom fina och överkomliga priser eller no1 på användningsområdet och INTERNATIONELLT!
How about vi istället säger:
Jämnställdhet är ingenting vi försöker sälja in oss med. Det är bara att acceptera!
Köttindustrin ser ut utav bara helvete. Sluta konsumera prcis som om det vore världssvält! Det är bara att acceptera.
Är det inte åt helvete att barn (flesta fall flickor) ska acceptera att de kan bli våldtagna eller taffsade på genom hela skolgången och sedan blir själva skuldbelagda för det??
Några fina axplock ur hur Sverige fungerar idag. Just saying.

Alla bra och fina bloggar jag läser dvs alla skrivna av glödheta feminister, jag uppfattar det som att de försöker sälja in feminism med hjälp av humor, ironi och diverse slagkraftiga övertygelser om att till exempel de flesta industrier är åt helvete.
Men ingenting fungerar. För ingen reagerar när det väl händer. Istället fokuserar folk på annat. Vad grannen har på sig. Vad som står på löpsedeln angående våra yttre. Följer lagar stiftade runt 1200-talet.
Kastar ut rörelsehandikappade människor ur landet (som antagligen kommer att dö på grund av det). Lite smått och gott.

Och nu är det jul. Och jag bara vet att konsumtionens tid är up on us. Det äcklar mig något fruktansvärt.



I chose not to

Nu är det nog. Jag gillar verkligen min del av köttätandet men nu är det nog. 
Nu är det slut. Finito. Fin. Arrete. Parar.
Detta var 2009. Inget har förändrats.


Max en gång i veckan blir det en liten, liten, minuscule, superekologisk chorizo. Kanske,
Louise

 

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Forever loathing the radio

What has happened to the music industry?
The videos are the same (sexplicit, NSFW), the music sounds exactly the same and the artists looks the same. Being all over in your nakedness doesn't make you stand out, 'cause everybody does it.
Twerking, everybody does it.
Doing drugs, everybody does it.

Even if artists are trying to confront the sex industry they end up using women as sexy objects (all white of course) and consequently no one understands the message. Obviously. In major I see comments like "slut" or "she is just an obnoxious attention whore" and I haven't seen any comments about Kanye being a total jerk-off since he's using his wife as an object who he fucks on a motor cycle in his latest videos. She seems to be brainwashed since she even participated in the video....(Oh, it wasn't the first time that she...and on Internet...got famous) Had to re-cap since I forgot how she got famous. Well, back to Kanye. His video however got complaints about IT being BAD. Nothing about him. Why isn't Kanye an attention whore who needs to be slapped around a bit?? Why isn't more men artists naked in their videos?? Naked is the one thing selling! And by naked I don't mean standing, posing. I mean, twerking while singing about how they should turn up the base and droppin' it low or how they'd like to fly with starships way up high...
Anyhow, in my opinion the songs that actually sound awesome don't have any videos. Mainly 'cause one might listen to the lyric and not be provoked by the video. Not saying that all videos without lyrics are great.

Disappointed,
Louise

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

IT IS SO ON! - is what I would say if I had any interest but nah...

Hey guys, what is up?

Today we're gonna visit the new apartment. An apartment with a working stove, two rooms and last but not least, no mold. Hopefully no mold.
And I was the one who said that I was no longer gonna move around in my hometown. Shame on me. Thought I'd move at least to the west coast area but I guess it has to wait some more years.

My music taste is extremely influenced by my boyfriend's taste nowadays. Serves it right. He has excellent taste in music.

Ghost B.C - Secular Haze

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Here comes the little rants

These last mornings I've been having trouble sleeping. Not that I don't eventually fall a sleep, more that I wake up after three to four hours and is widely awake. Thank godness for my phone and Internet.

Now I've leveled into; "Fembot makes coffee while reading feminist rants all over the internet."
I was concerned about never having the time for reading them now that I'm working rather intensely with my drivers licence. Such bliss when I have those two hours before the boy wakes up and we have breakfast together.

-----------------------Other updates--------------------

Yesterday at The Youth House of Ulricehamn, I was having some warm water (new habit of mine. Maybe 'cause the lack of tea at home...) while chit-chatting with my former mentor. Just seconds before I'm about to leave some kids starts to have this conversation about how much they hate gay guys 'cause of their sexual orientation. Opinion stated by a cishetero man.
Fail.
What I wanted to say: *slow clap* That was the most stupid ass thing I've ever heard anyone say in a very long time. Are you done? Get out.
What I did: Got super angry but had to leave since my ride was waiting outside.

Hope in the human race: GONE,
Louise

Monday, 18 November 2013

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Louise

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Ofta är det bara jag som är sugen

Mobilspoesi!

" Jag saknar dig
så mycket att
jag skulle smörja in mig med en kräm"

"När vi kom fram till att jag inte kunde komma
Hade du en länk som inte finns.
De flesta är överens. "

" Persika, jag tror nog det värsta var en sväng.
Apoteket har lindat in sig,
det ska gå på bio ikväll. "

"Grattis på födelsedagen, Ove Hansson.
Solsken och jubelidiot att jag glömde bort bilden.
När kommer ni ihåg vad han säger?"

Ha en bra måndag,
Louise

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Mild, krämig smak

God morgon eller så.

Väckt vid halv fyra av en illaluktande battkatt. Hela tassarna fulla med grus. :(
Fattar inte att en katt kan vara så liten och så full av bus och kärlek. Ena stunden ligger hon i mitt knä och plirar kärleksfullt upp emot mig och andra stunden så sitter hon fast med sina raptorklor i bordsduken. Tur att vi hittade den bästa lilla skitungen till katt. Även den värsta dock.

Idag ska vi kolla på en lägenhet. Försöker hitta något fint boende tills vidare. Något som kan rymma TVÅ vuxna och två katter men det är svårt. Det är precis som om att ingen flyttar längre eller så är väntetiden på en ny lägenhet runt ett halvår. Får se om denna är något att ha. Saknar badkar.

Måste gå och ta bort katten från skorna nu.

Ha det gott,
Louise

Please don't call 'cause your voice will make me cry

Javier Dunn feat Sara Barielles - If you go

Sad lyric but still a very beautiful song. I can relate, sure I can. Ghosts from the past always had me crying before I met Toby,
Lucy

More

Spell Block Tango
Blogging between work shifts. Enjoy!

First post by Saga/Batten

Meowing (Morning) ya'll!

Tuning in on some fine music this extremely early morning. Had to wake my Moma up since she's sleeps her night time hours away and we wouldn't want that. Placed some dirty kitty litter in the whole bed just to remind her of not sleeping in. I make sure she doesn't sleep more than 4 hour every night. Silly humans.
And my teeth are growing so much. I have this ache. Naturally I must chew on everything I see.

Mary Lambert, Javier Dunn, Ed Sheeran and Bon Iver. How can one sleep when there is music?
*sighs*

I'm sorry guys but I have to place my paws in the water bowl for some light drinking- Ta ta,
Saga


Selfie from when I was a baby kitten ;)

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Say Hello to my little friend

Our newest family member. The furriest pain in zee arse born with at least 6 toes on each paw.

Saga!
I do not appreciate at all,
Elsie

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Something between "Hallelujah" and "Hail"

Two things I'll recommend. The movie Slumdog millionaire and this a Capella cover by Peter Hollens and Alaa Wardi. Starstruck!


Saturday, 2 November 2013

Somekind of dope

Att jobba lördagar är aldrig roligt. Aldrig.
Att shuffla FOTCklipp är dock alltid roligt. Alltid.



And in other news...



Thursday, 31 October 2013

Girl, you got it going on

Last night's Halloween party was awesome. Sure, I ended up with the toilet but it doesn't matter. Once in a while that happens too.



Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I'll bring you along

Något som gör mig förbannad som fan är alla antiagereklamer. Ja, nu var jag lite modest. Jag menar givetvis ALLA krämer som riktar sig till kvinnor. Så fort jag sätter igång tvn så går minst 15 olika reklamer på en halvtimme som uppmanar kvinnor att de ska smörja in sig eftersom de börjat se lite skrynkliga ut. Att det skulle vara något fult med att bli äldre så att det syns. Apoteket har lindat in det i olika fina "intryck" som har gjort avtryck i ditt ansikte som kvinna men i slutändan så ska du som kvinna ändå smörja in dig. Aldrig män.

När jag växte upp under det ljuva 90talet var jag bombarderad av alla krämer jag skulle kleta i ansiktet, eftersom min hy var aldrig tillräckligt "persika" som den var.

När jag senare fick acne så kan jag inte minnas en enda minut utav min vardag utan att känna enorm skam eftersom mitt ansikte var konstant prickigt.  Jag fick rådet att jag skulle smörja in mig med en kräm som jag inte kunde vistas i solsken med. Solsken som i sin naturliga form är bra för hyn.

Min rumskamrat i Spanien smorde in sig med kräm som skulle bleka hennes ansikte eftersom hon tyckte att hon var för mörk. Hon är 28 och använder dessutom antiagekrämer.

Alla dessa tusentals miljarder som läggs på ihopsatta formler som sedan konsumeras som något som måste finnas i badrumsskåpet.

Jag vill inte se mer skit som det här. Jävla media som bara öser på människor komplex som i sin tur tuggas, sväljs och accepteras som vardagsmat.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Shallow Hal & Me

Hey guys!

So, I'm not the quickest girl when it comes to following trends. I'm more calculating and slow and extremely modest before buying any product on the fashion market, not being them I usually buy from. China and Japan have always fascinated me and their development of new things. Both on the positive side and the negative side.
ANYHOW.
I've tried this:
DHC Eyelash tonic
For longer and thicker eyelashes. (I was born neither with eye lashes or eye brows. Not visible anyways) And this works. No allergic reactions or anything. I use it before bedtime and sometimes in the day for fixing my eye brows so they're not hanging down into my eyes...
I'll post a before and after picture soon.
It's amazing,
Louise

Friday, 25 October 2013

MOARZ CLOTHEZ

I'm literally selling my clothes for food. Help me out and get awesome clothes in reward :3

Clothes, dvds, stuff you'll probably need,
Louise

Dinner for four

Impulsiv liten middag på Kinan i stan med två underbaringar. Fantastiskt bra och ett awesome iniativ till ett avbrott i jobbsök och skolboksmangel.

An impulsive dinner with two of my lovely friends. An amazing opportunity to kick the school books and work applies in the ass! For now...


Hasta luego,
Louise

Monday, 21 October 2013

Metal went straight from the fire

I'm missing something. Like painting. Should I go back to painting?
What should I do with my life?




Worried,
Louise

Köp fina, fantastiska och nygamla saker!

http://www.tradera.com/finding.mvc/itemlisting?ftgnr=1616303

Jag säljer saker.
Det kommer nya auktioner hela tiden så håll ett öga öppet utifall du hittar något intressant :)

Monday pleasures,
Louise

Thursday, 17 October 2013

Funderingar, inspirerat av Muddis

Just nu känns det som om jag har tagit ännu ett litet steg mot det som andra skulle kunna klassa som "Att bli vuxen". Jag har gått med i akassan. Detta gjorde mig dock inte mer vis, inte mer framtidsberedd.
Jag har liksom fastnat.
Trots tankar som bara spritter och öser och är all over the place så producerar jag inte/genererar mitt arbete inga pengar. Hela livet som ändå bara går ut på pengar. Right?
Visst, så är det inte men oftare än lagligt känns det så. Rich and famous. Nog för att jag kommit fram till att jag orkar inte jobba under någon annans krav utan vill styra och ställa själv men längre än så kommer jag inte.
Jag väntar på att bli frisk från förkylningen och sedan så. Jag frisknar till genom att jobba mina timmar,
Louise

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Att hitta bröstvänliga kläder

Jag har funnit en "lösning" på mitt och antagligen många fler storbystade kvinnors problem.
Gårdagen bestod av en spontantripp till Jönköping. Från början var det inte tal om att shoppa något men titta är alltid kul. Kan vara så att jag hittar något plagg eller en fin smörkniv.
Denna gången blev det så att jag hittade en positiv mängd kläder som faktiskt passade. Bland annat en bröstvänlig tröja, modell tight. I många andra fall brukar det strama så hårt kring bysten så att tyget blir genomskinligt eller i skjortors fall, går det knappt att knäppa ihop knapparna utan att det blir en stor glipa framtill där behagen tittar fram. För att komma till saken. Inne i provrummet, vändandes och vridandes med tröjan på, konstaterar jag att den sitter perfekt. Kränger av mig den och ser att det står "MAMA" på storlekslappen. Tvekar.
"..."
Köper den ändå. Spelar ingen roll att jag inte är en "MAMA". Kläderna är inte gjorda för att jag ska passa dem. De är gjorda för att passa mig.

Helt nöjd är jag dock inte,
Louise

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Om att klättra i träd

Sommarens sista äpplena plockades igår och blev en äppelpaj. Som jag alltid gjorde när jag var liten så svingade jag mig upp i trädet och pallade ner ett par äpplen. Ett flertal maskätna men det skär jag bort.

Det som rörde upp mina känslor var dock det min bästa kille yttrade när jag berättade att jag klättrat efter äpplena. "Klättrar du i träd? Tufft!"
Älskar mig själv så himla mycket. Jag har alltid varit sådär häftig,
Louise

Sunday, 15 September 2013

Denim shirt and your smile

Nu är det officiellt - jag bor med min kille och han bor här med mig. Känns asbra och "på riktigt" - äntligen!


Jag har alltid varit den typen av människa som vill bo ihop med någon, kollektivt eller med partner (vilket aldrig mina förra partners velat eftersom de flesta var infantila idioter). Hur kan en inte vilja bo ihop med någon? Fyra vita väggar (eller vilken tapet du nu råkar ha på väggen) blir aldrig roligare än just fyra vita väggar! Visst, vissa sysslar med konst och pissar i hinkar i sin ensamhet men jag har aldrig funnit det lika rogivande som att känna en annan människas närvaro. Speciellt nu när det börjar att bli mörkt på kvällen och när hösten färgar alla löv i orange eller rött.

Jag blir nästan som på beställning alltid extremt rastlös av att vara helt själv hela dagen lång. Konsekvensen av att vara själv mynnade både i extrem träning och/eller annan aktivitet. Det är ett under hur pass lång tid jag egentligen lade på att städa lägenheten - alltid skinande ren och citrusdoftande. Nyttig fakta om mig. Jajjemän. Kan medge att jag får mer gjort när jag är ensam fast samtidigt så vet jag inte om jag gillar att göra för mycket hela tiden. Ta den här dagen i dag till exempel. Vad vi sysslat med - ingenting. Jag har mest suttit i sängen och slösurfat = nöjd tjej. Ingen rastlös gnagande känsla av att behöva gå upp klockan halv sex imorgon heller. Bliss.

Varm och go,
Louise

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Updates on fitness?

Atm I don't do anything to keep my body fit, only avoiding gluten. Nothing really happens, my muscles don't disappear and I'm not getting fat. Occasionally I do push-ups to keep my arms toned but no heavy lifting or running. I get all that at work. On the minus side - my back is killing me.

Sebastien Teller - Plug it,
Louise

Trouble looking for me

No life, just work.

Hur ser mitt liv ut? Jag ställer mig den frågan varje dag. Antingen nöter jag sönder min röv hemma eller springer på jobbet. Jag har mer pengar än jag haft på det senaste gågna året. Jag är arg och trött på jobbet eller trött och grinig hemma. Saknar något gravt att fly utomlands.

Rebecca&Fiona - Hard,
Louise

Obama's entering the capital om Sweden

Is it ok if I don't care that much about it?
I've been following debates back and forth covering why he's really here. I see no point in coming here. Stop the on-going wars instead. Don't buy any more guns.

This, Obama, brought as much joy as Justin Bieber becoming an artist,
Louise

Friday, 30 August 2013

About getting there

This fall I'm not making any permanent changes to my life. Extremely satisfied with the situation. I'm happy, in love and my bank account is not starving - I'm not starving.

Short but sweet,
Louise

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Treasure map

http://www.getawayrock.se/

Swedish metal/rock festival,
Louise

Life signs

There has been more than twelve hours without company of my boy and I'm crawling around in the apartment, restless and sleepless.  The cat is as well restless and a real pain in my arse.
This is ridiculous... Finally I've got the whole bed for myself and I've never felt more lonely.

Pointless attempts to sleep,
Louise

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Upgrades of work, obviously!

Il y'a deux NERDS en ma travaille!
So a lot of GoT talk, shippings and random chitchats about life in general.
Fucking finally!

When life gives you lemons you turn that shit into gold,
Louise

Sunday, 7 July 2013

Facebookspelen

Nu när jag ändå inte har något liv förutom att gå till jobbet, gå hem från jobbet, sova, gå till jobbet, ja osv, så ägnar jag mig åt facebookspel. Ja, jag skäms lite eftersom jag är en riktig nötare som inte slutar förrän jag känner att det är riktigt hopplöst att levla. Ja, jag erkänner att jag säger levla.
Går ju räkna ut min fritid nudå dvs Marvel Avengersspel och Die Antwoord. Ingrott sitter jag och samlar Command Points så att jag kan "köpa" en riktigt saftig crew som kan spöa alla möjliga bad guys. Kände mig äckligt överlycklig av att komma vidare i Candy Crush igår. Blev rädd och lade ifrån mig telefonen. Lika bra att inte röra det där spelet på några veckor. Usch.


Hasta luego,
Louise

Sunday, bloody Sunday

Or more like "Sunday, you're very welcome you bloody old bastard you".
ONE DAY OFF!

House of Love - Beatles and Stones,
Louise

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Hej bröstcancer!

Mina kollegor klagar på att jag luktar människa. De påstår att det luktar kamel. Klart jag blir svettig på jobbet men som en kamel luktar jag ej!
Efter många om och men gjorde jag något åt detta orimliga "faktum". Vill ju inte att de ska dö i "för tidig kamelodörsdöd". Letade runt men hittade inget aluminiumfritt stift någonstans. Kan finnas på hälsokostshoppen men den var konstigt nog inte öppen.
Nu har jag tagit med mig den hem. Till hemmet som inte använder smör. Som inte äter fabrikat. Som försöker hålla sig inom alla ekologiska och källkritiska ramar som någonsin funnits och som slaviskt följer varningsskyltar som uppkommer titt som tätt.
Säg hej till Djävulen!

Hasta luego,
Louise

My sweet ride


Outside in the world,
Louise

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Rollercoaster rides

So I heard staying up is kind of cool right? Especially when you've been working, what it fells like, all day long. So why am I doing this exactly?
It might be that I'm wide awake and have too much energy, making it impossible to fall asleep.
Could be that when I close my eyes my brain fucks me over with thoughts about death, how short life is (it really isn't though), that I only have a part-time job, that I'm a loser or the fact that I'm twenty-four now. Twenty fucking four. I still feel like nineteen. Oh come on.
But it's neither actually.



Yeah, that's it,
Louise

Monday, 24 June 2013

You have the flavor

It's coming down too this. On a Monday. Wine on a Monday. This night is dedicated to how much patheticness there is in the world. How pathetic our exes are: One hitting on a girlfriend and one buying things to keep her occupied. How much stuff we'd do if we had more money and how the industry of unemployment in Sweden looks, how life couldn't be sweeter and how this wine is never ending.

Placebo - Drink you pretty
Placebo - Special needs

Hasta luego,
Louise

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Part time lover and a full time friend

The Moldy Peaches - Anyone else but you


You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you.




Con amor,
Louise

I WIZ I HADZ A DICK

When my friends recommend music it is always a big fucking deal. A big fucking deal, bitches. Rub that dick on that expensive shit!

Hasta luego,
Louise

Saturday, 22 June 2013

The heat wave

The good thing about constantly sweating - none. At work I smell like a walking and talking piece of old cheese. Not as great as it sounds. Yesterday my colleague and I sat, shiny as two polished balls, watching tellie whilst sweat was dripping from our noses. Usually, apparently, she never sweats. A lot of horse ass bullshit, I thought, as she was competing with me in this rainforest sweaty state. Apart from the heat wave of working, it's awesome being back.

In other news. The hair is coming along so well.

In love with Toby,
Louise

Give your rifle a girl's name, 'cause this is the only pussy you people are going to get.

Going through old stuff. Deleting some, saving some. Came across this awesome link exploding with nerdy stuff. Go ahead and explore, little explorer! The site is originally in french btw, so the translation can be a little off.


I know that I'm kind of late with this but I just added this to the morning jam when heading for work.
And this Combichrist - this is my rifle.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Medveten ansträngning?

När jag handlar så handlar jag ofta det jag behöver i bare. Alltså, det som är nödviktigast för mig och mitt hushåll. Skithuspapper, filmjölk och en näve grus.
Vad är då inte bättre om sortimentet har cirkustema? Jag blev lyckligt överraskad när jag och min kille gingo promenera in i den lokala varuhandelsbutik för att studera dagens utbud av råvaror och chips. Det mesta går i ljusblått, citrongul, puderrosa och mintgrön . Jag är frälst i den färgkombinationen. Sedan att det mesta är randigt dessutom det är helt fantastiskt.
För att promota en härlig dam som går i dessa färgkombinationer så slänger jag med en blogg också!

hasta luego,
Louise

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Gästinlägg: Fighting for the straw

Stupid humans tempting me with grass starw. I luv grass straw. Gimme straw. Yes, Imma take over the world but first I needz this straw. Meow meow meow.

Over and out,
Elsie

About the fitness and the gluten

I reckon the more I stay away from gluten, the heavier the attacks are when I do occasionally stuff myself with a cookie or some thick, tasty sauce. Fml since I won't be that one who says no when offered a cookie or sauce at work. Yeah, I steal food at work! And everybody else is doing it too to so whatever.
I get half a cookie since I don't buy food with oatmeal in it? :3
The fitness sessions or what to call them is more frequent and this week I think I have worked out quite roughly about three times. New goal, huge ass and no waist. Seems legit.

The soundtrack is french.


Sexy Sushi's new album - check it out!


Á plus tard,
Louise

If my words are not that clear

Thank god for Sunday. Apart from everything being closed down in town so you have to cook food by yourself, this is day where I'm not planning on doing anything that will include getting my ass outside of this apartment. Maybe going for some chocolates but yeah, necessity knows no law so, move along.
I am way behind with GoT which means marathon <3 Do I have anything to add too that? I guess not. My life is kind of sweet at the moment.


Hasta luego,
Louise

Monday, 3 June 2013

School's out and summer's in...

Today is the first official day that I'll start working. The milestone of how my summer is gonna be these up-coming months. Let's not be hasty, it's only three and I'll have time for doing stupid stuff anyways. Wait, not stupid. GLORIOUS, MAJESTIC AND FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THINGS! Hell yeah, this is gonna be the best summer of this year, haha.

A motivating picture of myself from my 20th birthday!
And Lucy baby, what are you gonna do with all your money that will just flush into your account?
- Well you know, new underwear, a fancy chardonnay, London, poetry and bohemian living. A classy act, my friends. Off too work!

The Clash - Rock the Casbah
The soundtrack of today,
Louise

Sunday, 2 June 2013

My pokeballerz

http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/

What is this sorcery?

Hasta luego,
Louise

Stop and think before I lose face

My schedule for this summer is tight, quite sweaty and there is almost no time off. I like that. Money feeds my nerdy interest
and Tobias feeds my love hungry heart.


Hasta luego,
Louise

Mike Hadreas

Perfume Genius - Hood
Hadreas' sophomore album, Put Your Back N 2 It, was released on February 20, 2012. The promotional video for the album, featuring Hadreas and pornographic actor Arpad Miklos embracing each other wearing only underwear, was deemed unsafe for family viewing by YouTube.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Look at this crazy picture filled with fuzzyness


I have another feel-good method about life I'd like to share, if you don't enjoy kissing pictures that is.

I'll be back with more,
Louise

Ladies and gents, I am on a roll.

Done with another assignment and I'm laying off for today! Get this, I'm almost done with this course.

Crownes - Kissing gates

Hasta luego,
Louise

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Waddup?

I'm quite impressed by the Monday yesterday. I had a  wonderful day with a wonderful guy.
AND MUTTAFUKKAS I AM DONE WITH ANOTHER SCHOOL TASK TODAY!

30 seconds to Mars - Up in the air

SPRINGBREAK,
Louise

Saturday, 25 May 2013

Listen up!

Hasta luego,
Lucy

A real hero - vindarna har vänt

Fucking sad kitty!
This is how things went down yesterday. Well, at least the first part of it. I hadn't slept well so I was a mess. Tobias was a nerv wreck but somehow we managed (or should I say I?) to finish one of his school work thingy majigs. My work did mysteriously NOT get finished.

This is how shit got seriously out of order. Pictures were taken and movies were filmed but I'm afraid they're too provoking and might make you unfollow me. I mean, cooking and dancing could evoke strange feelings and we don't want that.
Uuuuuh, hungover like a muthafukka.,
Louise

Ps.
Ny götta låt att götta sönder -  Movits! - Limousin 
Och en fin gammal, hederlig melodi - Maskinen - Välkommen till mitt liv



Oh you...

Hungover like a fucking egg. Just want to crawl into bed and never leave those cuddly covers.

For those who wants to know, I have a new friend. He is the most beautiful thing I have seen in years. Inside out, he's the best I have ever laid my eyes on and I am not the girl who falls in love that easily.
His name is Sture.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Open up your treasure chest for me




Sweet youth!
Finding old pictures is the bestest of things.
Where did my tie go and that leopard shirt?
The other girl (I guess you can tell who's me, right) was one of my best friends at the moment. Her and I against the world and through a LOT of styles and all kinds of music genres. I wish I had more pictures of me as a panda or with the black hair. When I was really skinny and looked like a boy. Or when I was some kind of curry. Damn it.









Hasta luego,
Louise



Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Getting things done

Can't remember the last time I was such a productive person.
I'm getting things done.
With the help of beer.
Of course.


And this Coldplay - Fix You
Shit, I miss it. I really do. I recommend that silly radio on spotify. For those moments when you want something old mixed with something new.

Will you love me tomorrow,
Louise

Friday, 17 May 2013

Toma mi corazon en tus manos


Two sleepy kittens ready for sleep.
Much love for today since it turned out great.
Buenas noches;
Louise

Hello Friday! I'm not in love.

This day is dedicated to studying. Which I hate and have what so ever no energy to do. It's about health.


It's so sunny, warm and nice outside. Darn it!
Cults - Go outside

Hasta luego,
Louise

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

The boys are back in town

THE BATCAVE IS RE-ENTERED!
Yes, TheJoker, an eevee, the cat and I have entered the batcave once more. It's cold, it's kind of damp and it's lovely. And I have an awesome coffe machine (there will be updates!) which is yellow. 
I am so very, enormously, fantasticly, yes, I just can't describe how much I love my friends <3

Hasta luego,
Louise

OH FUCK MY LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Extraordinaire day today, isn't it? The sun is shining, the birds are singing, I'm moving home and I haven't slept anything. Fuck my life seriously.
AND on top of that, I'm broke, all of the school work seems too be never-ending and I am forever unemployed. Seriously. Damn life, you win.

Posting this to make it all better.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

All the other kids

So...I'm single again.
Well, that's life.
So, what now?

Hasta luego,
Louise

Fitness journey updates

Not that much have happened. Haven't been drinking a lot of beer lately and therefor I haven't felt bloated. Long nights and yeah, a lot of music. Not that much of healthy eating but not that unhealthy either. On the plus side my skin have cleared up even more, on the down side - not much exercise besides walks.
By the way, a secret behind buying candy and still staying thin or whatever (sugar levels,  guilty feelings if you have any, your teeth or whatever makes you feel a little bit on the down side of eating candy), invite friends! They will eat the candy for you and you'll be the bestest of hosts :D

For the next month I'm thinking about taking some sort of detox. Doing it veganstyle. Quite excited about it and of course I'll keep you updated on it.
Some of the recipes here looks delish!

Hasta luego,
Louise

Updates on the Youth House!

For those who want to meet the youth council of the Youth house/UngdomensHus, we'll be set in our local grocery shop ICA on thursday, between 4pm too 7 pm . We'll help shoppers pack their stuff into bags if desired. It's charity work so don't feel obliged to donate anything. The youth council, assemble!
Music for today: Mumford&Sons - I will wait 

Hasta luego,
Louise


Monday, 13 May 2013

All that could have been

If I had one wish it would be to be able to live inside music. It's hard to explain but I bet there is some nerd out there that feels the same. That one tune that makes your heart pound a bit harder. So much brilliance, so little time and so many songs. You yearn for something
I just wanna go bananers and link everything I listen to at the moment. You get this one. I bet I have linked it before but haha, too much just, everything, awesome.
Bon Iver - I can't make you love me/Nick of Time

Don't think he needs to create any new music. I highly recommend to just listen too every song, on repeat, for days.
Hasta luego,
Louise

EDIT:
I miss the feeling of being sad. That can't be healthy.
Anyway, getting the apartment back will probably include wine and a bunch of music nights. Long music nights. Don't think I'd hardly move out of the place for weeks. I miss being completely alone for days.
I miss rain and being alone. Being alone is the best.
I miss hurtful, overwhelming and the complete feeling of love. This is definitely not healthy. Unfortunately I do. Real love. Is love even possible after a while?
I don't know.

We got nothing too lose

Goodbye sucky Monday. Do better next time.
Wah, two days left and then Imma be sleepin' in ma own bed, bitches. YES!
Sure, I hate living alone but having my own bed, that is some gold right there.
Help with moving is wanted and approciated :3

Hasta luego,
Louise

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Sing-A-long with Tenacious D

Hello Sunday.
Listen to this song.
Fuck her gently


"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard"

I don't see a problem with dropping to my knees where I might be at, sing this tune in a high pitch voice and that my fellas, is 2.04 minutes of heaven. Right there.
They're coming to Sweden this summer. I am IN!

Hasta luego,
Louise

Btw, I love when my guy sings this. YES *selffive*.

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Urpo och Turpo


This was what I watched growing up. Originally Finnish but aired on Swedish television in the, I believe, the nineties when I was about between eight and thirteen. Mysticism, irony, society. I like everything about this.

Watch it and feel free to leave a comment. I am very interested of what you think.

Hasta luego,
Louise

The naked and famous - Girls like you

Friday, 10 May 2013

RIKTAT INLÄGG: Till expojkvänner

I love my friends. They're my family.


Others, I can live without. Take the hint this time.
You are hurting me with your clinging. I will not forget what you did. Now, leave me alone.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Agående CENSUR


1995 slopades lagen om censur. Vi har åldersgräns på biofilm. På baksidan av hyrfilmen står något grumligt om att detta är en film med "15 års gräns".
Hurra, censuren är borta, sluta klippa i vårat material!
Fram med våld, propaganda, könsroller, heteronormer, sexualitet som kryper längre ner i åldrarna. Sluta upp med att granska våra filmer, det är en demokrati.
Demokrati innebär rätten att välja!
Välj rätt!

Well, that was a lot of bullshit.
Hasta luego,
Louise

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Take me there and hold my hand

From Uschleby with love! 
Some of it is in swedish but most autotuning is my friend's heavy breathing and moaning. Much love. Can't remember when it was produced, maybe four years ago. Always one of the gold stars on my heaven.
Hasta luego,
Louise

Monday, 6 May 2013

Gå och lägg dig

Hasta luego,
Louise

SO THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT

Can't stop watching this. Over and over and over again. More beautiful.
Oh, Monday, I survived you once again. Thanks too Tobias actually. Blessed be that child.
More music!
Hasta luego,
Louise

Perth!


All the long night through. Didn't go for coffee around nine. No, sleeping in the morning is goooooood.
Anyway, Bon Iver for the win. All day, every day.

Hasta luego,
Louise

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Never wipe tears without gloves

Torka aldrig tårar utan handskar


Never thought I would be ready too watch this mini-series about a gay couple in Stockholm in the 70's.
Jonas Gardell, a well-known and truly one of my favorite swedish authors, is the genius behind the book which was filmed 2012-2013.
Emotions, so many. Everywhere.




Hasta luego,
 Louise