The dating game

Ladies and gentlemen,
Six dating rules every man should know about.

One: Let go of your telephone.
According to a swedish well-known sexpert, there is nothing attractive by showing desperation by calling or texting too much with your potential partner. And as we all know a woman is sexually turned-off by a man showing his glowing interest. If he leaves her hanging, her interest will fire like a fucking rocket into the sky and consequently he will grow with potential in her eyes.

Two: Clean up your home
Let there be shiny freshness all over when showing the little lady your apartment the first time. Make sure to be even more meticulous with the cleaning of your kitchen and bathroom and be sure to throw away those porn magazines you have lying around.

Three: Show off your popularity
False marketing surely isn't good in the long run but in the beginning of your relationship it's most likely beneficial. Take her to places where you know a lot of people. Girls like the thought of being with a guy who knows a lot of people.

Four: Never kiss and tell about your ex
A guy with a broken heart is not an attractive target for most women. The risk of returning to your ex is bigger then most guys imagine. Therefor never mention you exes in the beginning of the relationship.

Five: Keep your hands too yourself
Regardless of how hot your lady is you must restrain your lust. Not much is appreciated in terms of touching or kissing her in the beginning. Timing, timing, timing.

Six: Be a manslut
If you by any odds have the opportunity to date several girls at the same time, you must be sure to know that you're not taking a shite where you eat. The girls mustn't ever know about each other. Check facebook regularly if the girls you're dating at the same time, know or know anything of each other.

To be continued...