I could do a lot of things/How does that work?

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Charlotte: So, what are you doing here?

Bob: Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.

Charlotte: Oh.

Bob: But the good news is, the whiskey works. [Charlotte laughs] What are you doing?

Charlotte: My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along. And we have some friends that live here.

Bob: How long you've been married? [lights Charlotte's cigarette]

Charlotte: Oh, thank you. Two years.

Bob: Try twenty-five.

Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

Bob: You know, I was thinking about getting a Porsche.

Charlotte: Twenty-five years. That's, uh, well it's impressive.

Bob: Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to sixteen and change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage; you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.

Charlotte: [laughs] Yeah.

Bob: What do you do?

Charlotte: I'm not sure yet, actually. I just graduated last spring.

Bob: What did you study?

Charlotte: Philosophy.

Bob: Yeah, there's a good buck in that racket.

Charlotte: Well, so far it's pro bono.

Bob: Well, I'm sure you'll figure out the angles.

Charlotte: Yeah. I hope your Porsche works out. Cheers to that, huh?

Bob: Cheers to that.