Where you think you're going, baby?

The last night out - bam bam bam!

A smart thing to do before leaving your home country is to buy a guide. Whether you'll stick to the guide or not is up to you but they tend to come in handy. Guides tells us where to go, what to enjoy and and how to maneuver ourselves.  This is my guide too "Your Last Night In Pamplona/Iruña"

The preparations starts early with eating potatoes and watching TV series. You don't really need plans. The plans will find you. After that, go for some candy and a stroll around the Casco Veijo. Be sure not to take out any money 'cause you don't know where the night will take you. Return to your current stay and aim at taking a nap.

Voila! Now you're on the way to a friends house. Be sure to wear something you feel comfortable with, like skintight jeans and a sultry top. You look perfect. How did this happen you might ask? Don't ask. Here, in this enormous flat you will have to take a hold of your smoking. It might kill you, you know. Keep sipping on your drink and pretend that you know more spanish than you do. 

To spice up the night and unfortunately higher your expectations, watch this as many times as you like.

Shortly after this you'll find yourself heading with some sexy ladies towards a bar. Outside the bar awaits circa twenty-five boys all in their early thirties. Don't look for someone to talk to you, someone will find you. Bam and here we have a model. He talks to you, charms you but what you need to do is to run inside the bar because there is where it happens. What happens? The music. You don't have to cringe because of the music, they mostly play spanish hit tunes blended with The Smiths here.

A girl will ask you "Do you want a beer?" and be sure to remember that you forgot to take out money. On a good day she will save the day and hand you 20 euros. Be sure to smile this entire time you are in the bar. Hand back the change to the girl. She will look surprised as you hand her back 25 euros.

Jemaine from FOTC were there as well as you

Time to explore the area. Inside the bar there is nothing to discover other than bitches trying to push themselves past you so head out. What happens next? Wildly looking FOTC clone appears. Even he is devastatingly charming, have a quick chat with him as well. Be sure to talk to everyone since this is your last night out and you'll never know when this happens again. Maybe never. Feel free to be as attractive as you really are and the compliments will roll in.
All of a sudden the bar closes, where are you heading? You don't even know. Now the model is back. Let him show you his bracelet of CROSSFIT and keep talking to him. Don't say to much about yourself, if you don't like too. Where are we heading? Home.
Walking is now the best medicine for you 'casue let's be honest. You had more than a beer in that bar. Since the model is still faithfully by your side.and you already have him on your hook, be sure to watch your step. Every now and then people don't pick up the shit after their dogs. Be careful. If you are wearing heels you can go for a fake fall, the model will go bananers superman move on you. Don't worry, he does CROSSFIT. If there is a possibility of talking too your friends, do so, but in general they will be to drunk and tired by this hour. It's six in the morning, what are you doing?
You're happy, beautiful and Mister Navarra (I am not kidding) is talking to you. Here the night ends, go back to your room and sleep.

Maybe this was not helpful at all but I had a great night.
Hasta luego,
Louise